the Reluctant Referee
Bro, she blocked you on social media because your temper was as short as your dick (Absolutely minuscule, evidently) 'Cause, seriously? Who is an asshole to the waiter?! A quick smile will not conceal the hatred creasing your features deeper than the napkin he forgot to bring you She left you because you scare her Really, how is this surprising at all? Testosterone pills are not considered a vitamin by the FDA (Just FYI) She cannot explain herself, because you are immune to discomfort and panic Plus, like no joke, she's really, really over explaining herself There's muscle fatigue in her jawline from justifying her existence She will never know if you had sex with her while blacking in and out (Doesn't want to know...) 'Cause what's one more Jack in a full hand already? You are still convinced of your own significance Truly, you ended up being a tiny (Ha! Tiny...) blip in a much more grandiose radar She does not under...