Let's Get Those Smoothies Before the Zombie Apocalypse

Let's hope
when the Zombie Apocalypse hits
you're not actually in a wheelchair

'Cause I'm not sure how good a shot
you'll be when pushed around
the blockaded mall

We should have years 'til then
Few months, at the very least

Time enough to scrub that smoothie
from the front seat of your car
Even though smelling permanently like pomegranates
isn't such a bad thing

Almost want to leave the berry stains alone
Won't matter anyway
when our blood and brains are splattered
everywhere

Assuming, of course
we make it to your car in time
Assuming both of us are successfully running
from the zombies
Assuming you're not in that wheelchair

'Cause at one point in the dream
I had to fireman carry you
Not sure I'm down with that

Let's sit in your car,
get some more smoothies and make plans

Never hurts to be prepared

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